Tuesday, November 22, 2011

THE VIDEO IS HERE!!! "Hefty and I Know It"

Check it out, I hope y'all have as much fun watching it as we did making it. HOT MESS EXPRESS for life!

Get you "Hefty and I Know It" shirt here:

Monday, November 14, 2011

"Im Hefty and I Know It"



So for those of you who have known me for a LONG time know that doing a parody is like breathing for me "pamarozzi" "Maddy and the Beast" etc but for the 1st time ever I am going all out, music video and ALL!

This time I'm doing my take on LMFAO's song "Sexy and I Know It" my version... "Hefty and I Know It" below are the lyrics (Revised) and the audio (original not the final version that will be in the official music video)



Yeah, Yeah
When I roll on by, homies looking at me like “damn he’s fat” (HE’S FAT!)
I eat to the beat, walking down the street craving some meat
Yeah, This is how I roll. Cheeseburger shoes out of control
HA aint on my diet no mo
I like big mac’s you outta know
aye!
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
I eat out!
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
I eat out
When I walk up in the spot, buffet is what I see
Meatloaf to my left, desert to my right
if I had my way I would eat all night (night, night, night, night)
I’m hefty and I know it
I’m hefty and I know it
Yeah,
when Im at the mall only hit up the food court (FOOD COURT!)
and when Im at the beach, only looking for that mac n cheese
This is how I roll. Cheeseburger shoes out of control
headed back to the buffet
I came prepared got my elastic waist, aye
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
I drive thru
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
I drive thru
When I walk up in the spot, buffet is what I see
Meatloaf to my left, desert to my right
if I had my way I would eat all night (night, night, night, night)
I’m hefty and I know it
I’m hefty and I know it
aye
jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle: French fries!
jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle: Pecan pie!
jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle: Waffles
jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle: hahahaha!
do the jiggle yeah, I do the jiggle yeah, the jiggle yeah
Im hefty and I know it
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
I eat out
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
I eat out
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
I drive thru
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
I drive thru
Im hefty and I know it
hahahahaha
yeah
it’s LTF don’t get it twisted!!!
hahahahahaha
so stupie!


Now if you wanna be IN the video here is the event info:

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Halloween 2011. The Good, The Bad, and The Loko


Well my Halloween started off Friday night at the Rainbow Lounge in Ft
Worth with Ethan.We both dressed up, I was this white trash dude

and Ethan as Richard Simmons, well Ethan changed his mind at the last
minute so we went sans costumes. Rainbow was fun, as always, however
when we left there were SO many cars that had been broken into
including our friends
That was very upsetting, I was so mad. I started screaming at all the
pan handlers in the area.
Saturday was THE block party it was such a good time, we danced,
drank, and had no cares in the world for a couple of hours.





I got back to the hotel around 4am took a nap then at 6:30am walked
over to Denny's for some much needed drunk food

Sunday, I hung out with Ethan all day, and then we went to our friend,
Emmanuel's Halloween party for a bit. It was a good chill time.
Monday was the 31st so I got all dressed up and again Ethan didn’t
wear a costume

I entered the contest at S4 and AGAIN was not well received... I have
decided that I'm not going to make my costumes with the thought of
entering them in contests, but rather just make them for fun so I
won’t be disappointed next year. I was truly upset that I didn’t make
it into the finals... They picked 10 people and I wasn’t one of them.I
brushed it off shortly after and got back to my pAArty rocking.





Below are my personal votes for best costume:




and here are my pics for worst (no offense to anybody pictured) I have blurred out the faces




This was my Halloween 2011 so far the best one yet. Comment below and
let me know how your Halloween went <3 I love you pAArty animals XO

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Halloween/Costumes in general

I am eternally a big kid when it comes to costume parties and
Halloween. The epic Halloween block party in Dallas is one of my
favorite events!

I'm writing this blog to take you on a stroll down memory lane with
me, as I talk about my past costumes, and share some pictures too.

2004- I was just a baby (20), and it was my very 1st experience at the
block party. I went with my best friend, at the time, Josh.  I was
Fred from Scooby Doo and he was Jesus. I had the most amazing night
EVER, I knew this was something I would never miss again.
Unfortunately, my time was unexpectedly ruined when someone broke into
my car and stole EVERYTHING. Including: my clothes for work, booze,
and CD's, etc.

2005- I was Richard Simmons.  I stuffed my shorts with tube socks so
the boys all night were coming up trying to touch my package!! I had
to run away so I didn’t get busted lol.

2006- I was Jessica Simpson on the cover of Rolling Stone with the
Swiffer mop... everyone thought I was Anna Nicole pre-weight loss...
haha! That year was the most dramatic. I had a HUGE fight with my best
friend Rita... I even chased her into a stranger’s back yard throwing
my fake plastic titties and wig at her.  I ended up calling 911 that
night because she would not give me my video camera back. We have
since made up and are closer than ever.

2007- I was Perez Hilton, My picture even made it onto his website.
It was a pretty fun year, we had a huge group of fun people, there was
a little drama at the end from the couples who were all fighting, but
overall this year’s bash was truly memorable.

2008- My best friend at the time, Josh, and I went as Burt and Ernie.
This was hands down the best received costume for me. Everybody wanted
our picture, which in my circle of friends means you have a great
costume!

2009- This year, I was Paula Deen, complete with a tit bib and sticks
of butter!  I hired a makeup artist and everything to be sure I was
true to Ms. Deen. This was also our first year to get a hotel downtown
so we could really pAArty.  Let’s just say the party was EPIC!

2010- This was my most thought out costume and I was so proud of it. I
was a BP oil spill cleanup crew; It was very relevant and current, but
not well received by the crowd. No one got my costume, even though I
knew it was great. I even had a bucket full of pelicans that had been
covered in oil. I was making a statement.

2011- This is my most elaborate costume as far as the creative process
goes. I put a poll on Facebook allowing people to fill in ideas for my
costume. The winner: A giant can of Four Loko. I made the shell out of
plastic chicken wire and paper mache, then designed and added my own
logo to the label.  The costume was wrapped at AlphaGraphics.   I have
also made a hat, suspenders, tights, and heels to go with it. I will
be writing a full blog on this year’s Halloween block party.

Stay tuned for the play by play on this year’s drama, costume hits and
flops, plus tons of pictures!  Hope to see you this Saturday, October
29th, downtown for the block party!




Twins?! haha








Below are some other random costumes from costume parties, etc.






Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Check out this fan art:

These were all made by a fan.
I was truly blown away, it made me so happy.His name is Jon Middleton he is a follower on my facebook fan  page, he heard that the reality show I'm on was holding a "Fan Art" contest so he entered. He made all of these extras for me to use on my products and in my projects