Tuesday, November 22, 2011

THE VIDEO IS HERE!!! "Hefty and I Know It"

Check it out, I hope y'all have as much fun watching it as we did making it. HOT MESS EXPRESS for life!

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Monday, November 14, 2011

"Im Hefty and I Know It"



So for those of you who have known me for a LONG time know that doing a parody is like breathing for me "pamarozzi" "Maddy and the Beast" etc but for the 1st time ever I am going all out, music video and ALL!

This time I'm doing my take on LMFAO's song "Sexy and I Know It" my version... "Hefty and I Know It" below are the lyrics (Revised) and the audio (original not the final version that will be in the official music video)



Yeah, Yeah
When I roll on by, homies looking at me like “damn he’s fat” (HE’S FAT!)
I eat to the beat, walking down the street craving some meat
Yeah, This is how I roll. Cheeseburger shoes out of control
HA aint on my diet no mo
I like big mac’s you outta know
aye!
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
I eat out!
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
I eat out
When I walk up in the spot, buffet is what I see
Meatloaf to my left, desert to my right
if I had my way I would eat all night (night, night, night, night)
I’m hefty and I know it
I’m hefty and I know it
Yeah,
when Im at the mall only hit up the food court (FOOD COURT!)
and when Im at the beach, only looking for that mac n cheese
This is how I roll. Cheeseburger shoes out of control
headed back to the buffet
I came prepared got my elastic waist, aye
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
I drive thru
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
I drive thru
When I walk up in the spot, buffet is what I see
Meatloaf to my left, desert to my right
if I had my way I would eat all night (night, night, night, night)
I’m hefty and I know it
I’m hefty and I know it
aye
jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle: French fries!
jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle: Pecan pie!
jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle: Waffles
jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle, jiggle: hahahaha!
do the jiggle yeah, I do the jiggle yeah, the jiggle yeah
Im hefty and I know it
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
I eat out
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
I eat out
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
I drive thru
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
Girl look at my body
I drive thru
Im hefty and I know it
hahahahaha
yeah
it’s LTF don’t get it twisted!!!
hahahahahaha
so stupie!


Now if you wanna be IN the video here is the event info:

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Halloween 2011. The Good, The Bad, and The Loko


Well my Halloween started off Friday night at the Rainbow Lounge in Ft
Worth with Ethan.We both dressed up, I was this white trash dude

and Ethan as Richard Simmons, well Ethan changed his mind at the last
minute so we went sans costumes. Rainbow was fun, as always, however
when we left there were SO many cars that had been broken into
including our friends
That was very upsetting, I was so mad. I started screaming at all the
pan handlers in the area.
Saturday was THE block party it was such a good time, we danced,
drank, and had no cares in the world for a couple of hours.





I got back to the hotel around 4am took a nap then at 6:30am walked
over to Denny's for some much needed drunk food

Sunday, I hung out with Ethan all day, and then we went to our friend,
Emmanuel's Halloween party for a bit. It was a good chill time.
Monday was the 31st so I got all dressed up and again Ethan didn’t
wear a costume

I entered the contest at S4 and AGAIN was not well received... I have
decided that I'm not going to make my costumes with the thought of
entering them in contests, but rather just make them for fun so I
won’t be disappointed next year. I was truly upset that I didn’t make
it into the finals... They picked 10 people and I wasn’t one of them.I
brushed it off shortly after and got back to my pAArty rocking.





Below are my personal votes for best costume:




and here are my pics for worst (no offense to anybody pictured) I have blurred out the faces




This was my Halloween 2011 so far the best one yet. Comment below and
let me know how your Halloween went <3 I love you pAArty animals XO